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Relegation woes worry toothless Argentinos Juniors

BUENOS AIRES (Reuters) - Argentinos Juniors, staring into the jaws of relegation, have had a set of false teeth thrown at their coach by an angry fan while the club's president has quit his seat at the Argentine FA.

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• EU finds time to tell restaurants how to serve olive oil
• Canadian astronaut wrestles with gravity after spaceflight
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• Idaho man sentenced to seven years for killing zoo monkey
• Los Angeles ranked worst U.S. city for dog attacks on mail carriers
• From "bunga bunga" to "pianists" - Italy's political slang
• Parking meter 'Robin Hoods' provoke New Hampshire city's ire
• Turks see art as good investment but also path to prestige
• Seattle man dribbling soccer ball to Brazil dies after being hit by car
• U.S. justices play Shakespeare tragedy for laughs
• Astronaut's 'Space Oddity' music video goes viral
• New fitness centers cater to aging baby boomers
• Robbers target Bieber's South Africa concert, steal $330,000
• Eating insects could help fight obesity, U.N. says
• Michelin for the masses: Japan's standing restaurants head for New York
• Netanyahu takes flak over bed on a plane

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