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U.S. patent case climaxes with win for Canadian vibrator maker

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Couples in the United States looking to spice up their sex lives will have to do without certain adult toys after a U.S. trade panel ruled on Monday that some companies are violating a patent held by a Canadian company for a two-armed vibrator.

• Mexican politicians: going to the dogs, er, cats?
• Virginia governor billed taxpayers for sunscreen, dog vitamins -report
• Jury finds no negligence in trial over man's 8-month erection
• Royal baby to give almost $400 million bump to British economy
• Zimbabwe may have to field two goalkeepers in qualifier
• Famed Milwaukee tavern rehangs bras on ceiling
• Arizona nonagenarian sets weightlifting world record
• Fake label, wrong glass among clues in alleged bogus wine case
• Long-lost diary of top Hitler aide offers window into Nazi soul
• 'Happy Birthday to You' belongs to us all, lawsuit says
• 'Desperate father' spray paints British queen's portrait
• New diet craze offers five days of feasting for two days of famine
• Visitor sprays paint on UK queen portrait at Westminster Abbey
• Could school gate politics replace mommy porn for women readers?
• Irish PM says received letters in blood over planned abortion law
• Nigerian cook survives two days under sea in shipwreck air bubble
• Video game puts coach on road to World Cup glory
• Villagers in last stand to save Belgian ghost town
• Elderly women safely scramble from burning limo in California
• Phone apps help track pets' activity, nutrition
• Royal prank DJ lauded one of the 'best in the land' by employer
• Belgian tour operator offers 'sick notes' for truant students
• Nigeria finance minister rebuffs critics with cake
• Artist uses toilet humor to protest Cyprus bailout
• Ferret-lovers rejoice! EU drops limits on pet movements
• Philippine snout-less dog gets hero's homecoming
• As guest habits change, New York hotel clears away room service
• White suit of KFC founder Colonel Sanders to be sold at auction
• Saudi prince sues Forbes after it says he's only worth $20 billion: report

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